Friday, May 8, 2009

Things I Hate

Some people hate things like global injustice, racial genocide, oppression, the lack of availability of chicken.... I hate other (admittedly dumb) things.

I hate it when people use the word "beat" to describe their state of exhaustion. Every once in a while, this claim is tolerable, but when this word becomes the default for describing your tiredness, I hate it.

I hate when people say "For more information, you can talk to Pickle or I".... YOU CAN TALK TO PICKLE OR ME!!!! It's me, people. When you are including yourself as the object of a verb, it is always me.

I hate when people in South Carolina wear shearling-lined boots with mini skirts and tank tops. Pick a season, people. If it's cold, cover up. If it's warm, wear sandals. Flo Rida said it: boots with the fur go with Apple Bottom Jeans. NOT mini skirts.

I hate jean shorts on men. Also, jean suits and muscle shirts.

I hate when women with long hair go running with their hair down. It's not natural...you're running and your hair's all swinging around, getting in your face, getting sweaty and sticking to your neck and getting all tangled up. Ponytail, for the love!

That's all...for now.

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