Reasons I Love Living Alone: #14
Tonight for dinner I ate a tomato and some corn.
Tomato: Sprinkled a little salt and pepper on it, bit into it like an apple and proceeded as such through the remainder of the tomato. While standing in the kitchen, leaning over the sink to catch the (inevitable) drips.
Corn: Opened and drained the can of Del Monte fresh cut golden sweet Whole Kernel Corn. Proceeded to eat said corn directly from can with long, skinny spoon. While sitting on the couch watching Big Bang Theory. Uninterrupted.
You cant get away with mess like that when others are around. I'm just saying.
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