Gnomapalooza

For the mathematically-minded, here's an interesting equation for you to consider:
h = F(t+G)

where the quantity of hilarity (h) is equal to the amount of time on my hands, when the sum of "idle hands" (t) and "internet search engine" (G) is acted on by multiplier "funny words" (F).

You know how sometimes when you're bored you start Google-ing odd things? Maybe you type your own name into the search bar. Or vacation destinations, celebrities, beverage recipes, your favorite childhood cartoon character, the truth behind UFOs and exactly what it was Meatloaf wouldn't do for love.

And then after you've searched for all of those things, you start getting creative. In case you were wondering, this is what happens when you Google "gnomapalooza".