Reasons I Love Living Alone: #6
I wear a retainer every night when I go to sleep. Sometimes I wear it when I take a nap.
Sometimes I like to come home from work and lie on the couch and wear my soft clothes and my retainer and watch bad tv until I fall asleep. On the couch. With the lights and tv on. And my retainer in my mouth.
You know...occasionally...sometimes...not that often....